Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

Billy Mays it

It is the act of reapeating a given word or sentence enough that someone tells the person reapeating said word or sentence to be quiet or the said person is exiled from the conversation.

Jim- "dude ted is starting to get on my nerves."
Jeff- "i know what you mean, ill tell a joke and he will just Billy Mays it."
Jim- "sucks dude, lets not invite him next time."

by SuctionParrot April 1, 2009

Billy Mays

The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.

"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays

by Slapson November 2, 2015

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

Billy Mays

To put oxyclean on ones dick and fuck a girl

"I billy mays'd that bitch"

by mr.happy mcfaggy April 18, 2010

Billy Mays

When a man shaves his pubic hair, then proceeds to ejaculate on a woman's face and throw his aforementioned pubic hair on her face leaving the appearance of Billy Mays. Similar to that of the werewolf.

Duke blew his load on Aimee's face and made her look like Billy Mays.

by Duke0219 December 15, 2009

Billy Mays poop

When you take a poop and think you're finished, but your body's like "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE," similar to a Billy Mays infomercial.

Sometimes may manifest as a poop lasagna.

Person A: "You were in there for like 20 minutes and it reeks!"
Person B:"Sorry, I had a Billy Mays poop."
Person A: "Damn, those are the worst."

by thepoopster August 21, 2013