bibliophibian

One who, to an outsider, it seems owns too many books.

"They crowd the shelves two or three deep, sideways or stacked any way they'll fit; they pile on tables waiting to be read, re-read, or simply kept forever. It's gotten to the point where they've started to multiply when you're not watching -- there's definitely more today than yesterday. And it'll keep on like this, until there's nothing at all left but books, books, and more books. How glorious.

Others don't understand, but you -- you breathe the stuff. You inhale paper and exhale ink; you live between pages, and your habitat is the written word. For you are a bibliophibian. "
-from the tshirt description on topatoco

My wife has enough books to fill the bed of my truck. I hate moving with a bibliophibian!

by 6141465 April 7, 2010

Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016

drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

by DG7205 October 28, 2020

six billion secrets

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

billio

from the australian outback. A billycan was something the aborigines boilded up their goodiesin, or whatever it is that they eat. Anyway, billio means boiling things up. therefore, "my cheeks ache like billio" means- er- very achy.I dont know why we say it. Its a mystery, like many things. But that is the beauty of life.

my cheeks ache like billio... see above.

by bradhadair January 8, 2005

Billion with a B

What news reporters say when they are discussing dollar amounts in the billions, in order that their slack-jawed redneck viewers don't confuse the word billion for the word million.

News Lady: According to recent reports, the total cost of cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico may exceed 50 billion dollars...

Redneck Viewer: Oh lordie Jesus, 50 million dollars is a whole lotta money. I could but what 4000 cases of beer wit all that

News Lady:.......That's Billion with a B

Redneck Viewer: <speechless>

by Concerned Pedestrian June 11, 2011