One of exceptional brutality. Is commonly seen in the Atlantean suburbs wandering about with his 'crew'. Extreme caution should be exercised whilst sighting a Bijan. It may take a common glance as a glare and challenge you and surrounding parties to a POKEMON BATTLE!!
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by WATYOBIZNESS July 2, 2008
Get the bijan mug.The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.
Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
by rabbert cline April 9, 2011
Get the Bijackual mug.A rare species of Persian cat. So rare, in fact, that there is only one. The BIJAN looks extremely different from the others. He has far less fur then his brethren and has learned to walk on two legs and speak. The BIJAN is the feistiest of all felines, often emitting purrring noises and occasionally making its ferocious RAWRs and ROARs in order to scare its predators, such as the Vicky ;), away. Their diets consist of mainly nutella. The BIJAN is quite sexyful, but don't be fooled! If seen, call 911 immediately! :OO
Chick one: Hey, isn't that Bijan over there, eating some nutella?
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
by RoArRrR July 22, 2009
Get the Bijan mug.When the pickup from the bar brings you back to his/her place where her boyfriend/girlfriend is waiting to join.
by kikdaball May 5, 2007
Get the bijacked mug.by klcdm February 13, 2007
Get the bijan mug.Alternative spelling for BJ, or Blowjob.
This name is usually given to kids who are conceived after deep blowjobs sessions.
This name is usually given to kids who are conceived after deep blowjobs sessions.
by pompompompompom March 7, 2018
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