A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.
I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.
by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006
Get the don't eat the big white mintmug. Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
Get the Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phonemug. by Gommash November 30, 2006
Get the Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phonemug. by Mark Singer November 11, 2008
Get the Callin' Earl on the big white phonemug. They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the don't eat the big white mintmug. The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 19, 2010
Get the making whale noises on the big white phonemug. Big Dick White, or BDW, is a caucasian male who exhibits aggressive and alpha male characteristics, usually in possession of a larger than average penis which they have been shown not afraid to use.
"Big Dick White comin' through!"
by TongueToTwat February 19, 2017
Get the Big Dick Whitemug.