Jeff Bezos

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

Bezoomny

Comes from a Russian word meaning crazy or mad

'Some of them had gone a bit bezoomny what from staying in the Staja all that time..'

by ioo22 September 25, 2006

Jeffrey bezos

A person who made Amazon and got a song named after him he is also so rich he could feed the entire world but don't

guy 1: hey man I'm rich
Guy 2:cool just don't become a Jeffrey bezos

by Alex the motherfucker January 16, 2022

bezoar

An intestinal obstruction, usually in goats or cattle, but sometimes in humans. A trichobezoar is a ball of hair, and a phytobezoar forms around an undigestible object, like rocks or chewing gum.

"The autopsy revealed the presence of a trichobezoar in the girl's intestine... she had been eating her long fringe."

by Bennett Foddy September 21, 2003

Jeffery Bezos

The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.

Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos

by BEEZnutzLIKAPP July 31, 2021

Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021