Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012

Gentleman's beverage

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.

"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

by SerranoCronley January 3, 2009

beveragerie

plural of beverage; used for a wide range of beverages when the speaker feels a list would be too long or cannot remember every beverage in a list.

Our glasses were always full of varying beveragerie.

by Pip Fantastico September 8, 2008

frosty adult beverage

a ice cold beer; a welcome cold liquid treat on a hot day

Hey, does anyone here want a frosty adult beverage?

by James Cox August 31, 2006

beverage

The act of getting upset when there's something in your beer.

Man, there's a "v" in my beer! I have beverage. Grrrr...

by hootface October 22, 2009

beverate

The action of providing a beverage or liquid to another person or being for them to drink. Just like food can be fed to someone, drinks can be beverated.

"Did you feed the cows, sonny boy?"
"Yes pa! All five!"
"But did you have enough water to beverate them too?"
"You bet! Still a lot of rain water left from last week."

by rusins December 3, 2018