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Batim

batim-noun- the best fucking game everrrrrrr

its a game about a dude who animated and then he went back to his old workshop and theres alot of ink and shit
InkFlame: yoooo do ya know what Batim is?
Bej: yesssssss batim is the best
by InkFlame November 7, 2019
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Besim

Usually a guy who is funny as hell, and reels in the bitches. The Montenegro Beast. Usually mistaken for a God.
Omg is that Besim, I thought he was just a legend.
by Besim October 30, 2014
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Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!
by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006
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Betamax

In the late '70s and early '80s, a format war ensued between two video cassette formats, VHS and Betamax. These two competing standards for recording video onto cassettes both tried to make their format look as good as possible. Betamax arguably had better picture quality, according to many experts, but VHS won mainly because of it's longer recording time and cheaper recorder price.

So, Betamax lost the format war. But many professional recorders leaned toward Betamax because of its better picture quality compared to VHS. It didn't fade into obscurity right away, but when VHS achieved near total dominion, it was mostly forgotten. On a standard L-500 tape, a Betamax recorder could record 1 hour with Beta 1 recording speed, and 2 hours with Beta 2 speed. VHS, on the other hand, could record 2 hours on SP (the equivalent of Beta 1) and 4 hours on LP (the equivalent of Beta 2). This short recording time, combined with a variety of other factors like less advanced timers, caused the downfall of Betamax.

Since the main purpose of owning a videocassette recorder was timeshifting, or recording programs to watch at a specific time, the timer and recording length were very important. Betamax had neither of these going in their favor, so it lost the fairly drawn-out format war.

Betamax was developed by Sony, and was first to market, but eventually, even though a very big company had a first-to-market advantage, they still lost because of the fatal flaws the product had.
In 1980, a customer has to decide between a Betamax or VHS VCR.
Customer: "Hmmm... Should I get the more expensive Betamax machine with a less advanced timer, more expensive tapes, less recording time per tape, a smaller library, and better picture quality, or the VHS machine that is less expensive, has a larger movie library, cheaper tapes, more recording time per tape, but worse picture quality?"

"Betamax is dead, long live VHS!"
by EricICX September 29, 2018
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betie

A descriptive word for the best thing ever. Which is above all other words
kenneth is a betie
by snorkles89 July 21, 2011
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Beatimus Maximus

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"
by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006
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bedtime bowl

To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.
"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".
by manhit66 January 8, 2009
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