Belarus

Something that sucks

Oh, you're watching Riverdale? That's Belarus, man.

by AndrésBab November 26, 2021

belarus

A country in Europe. Lithuania is definitely 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times cooler.

Lithuania owns Belarus

by LITHUANIAN MAFIA July 8, 2004

semifinal vs. belarus

An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers

Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

Belarus

A country that isn't going to fully become a dictatorship even if some of the people in Belarus start begging to have their sporting events and public gatherings canceled.

Belarusians- Please, we have had too many rights and laughed about the coronavirus too long, now please take our social lives, we want to freak out over the coronavirus like everyone else, we want to take it beyond seriously like everyone else.

Belarusian leaders- We're not gonna do that, we're gonna keep everything more open than everybody else while they call us the dictators from their locked down, isolated countries. Try and laugh about that.

Belarusians- We're begging you, dont do this to us, please don't.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Belarusian jet pack

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet pack will make all NATO member cower in fear as their soldiers spin a Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

by Flat tire August 4, 2023

bellaruse

Bellaruse means a pretty girl with orange hazel eyes and coffee skin, she is gorgeous but also can be a little intimidating, she has looks that can kill but if you sat down with her and got to know her (if you’re lucky) she is one of the most soft hearted, loving and tender people out there, she is very reserved so if you happen to be one of those lucky ones she lets in, just know you have a loyal one for life!!

“I just love my girlfriend bro, she’s everything I want in a lady, she’s one of the rare ones man, trust. I don’t know how I got so lucky!”

“That girl sounds like a bellaruse for sure! Congrats man!!”

by xobella January 19, 2024

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024