benignus

When you have to deficate, and you can't for awhile, until it is blown out by gas stored up behind it. Usually ends up splashing you from the forceful entry into the toilet.

I sat on the can for at least a half hour, then I had a benignus, and it was all over.

by MannySheen April 28, 2005

Benign Betrayal

The act of breaking a confidence or revealing information that was shared with you in private for reasons that are deemed moral or otherwise necessary.

Jack knew it was a benign betrayal telling Kathy that her boyfriend was cheating on her even although he was a friend.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Benignorant

- is a type of person who blames rape victims because of the clothes they wear.
- typically an old dude who uses the word "Hija" to invalidate a girls opinion.

You're such a benignorant for tweeting girls are to blame for getting raped.

by Jshoegaze June 15, 2020

benignvirus

A virus that causes no actual damage on someone's computer but really pisses them off (like makes the motherboard beep everytime you click on something) or a trojan horse where you can change someone's desktop picture or disable the mouse, flip the screen, steal music/pictues, etc... Some scientists have nicknamed a possible cure for HIV and AIDS the benignvirus.

83n!6nv!ru5 pwns j00z n00bs!!! :B

by Benignvirus September 5, 2004

benign bitching

Venting with non-malicious intent, as to not hurt someone’s feelings.

Person 1: You are always bitching about your friends. I’m surprised you still have any!
Person 2: It’s just benign bitching. I just need to get things off my chest.

by GrillDaddyDeluxe February 3, 2018

benign canine

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Benign

Harmless.

On the surface, their argument had been about something benign, like a garden hose, but in reality, one was in a power struggle with the other. Only the armed participant saw the shooting as a win, the unarmed participant didnt think anybody won at something like that, but he was dead, so it didn't matter much what he thought, and it hadn't done much good for him to try and explain what he thought, since he got shot for it the first time he did.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021