blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex September 15, 2005

Belongingship

Belongingship is supposed to describe a situation in which most likely female finds herself mentally attached to a male who doesn't treat her well. She cant break away though.

The guy treats me like a piece of s....I have to do everything he tells me. But I still like him..I am in a belongingship..

by Molton69 October 31, 2010

cul-de-sac begging

When a neighbor sends out their well dressed children to sell you any number of fund raising products for their over- achieving public or private school - sets up an over-priced lemonade stand - makes bad pottery and tries to sell as art , they are "cul-de-sac begging". Usually occurs in middle to upper class neighborhoods and is most pronounced around holidays. Considered poor taste to throw water on them and yell "get a job"

Hey kid didn't you read the sign, NO cul-de-sac begging!

by Kenny Dee August 26, 2009

eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.

Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.

by privatejoker85 January 6, 2010

'Begging Wife Indirectly'

When guys blatantly act out of character for the sole sake of impressing, swooning, and scoring brownie points with the female population...

...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...

...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."

These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.

Did you see the way those chicks were all swooning over that asshole's Facebook status even though he was just 'Begging Wife Indirectly'?

No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.

The game's changing... for the worse.

by P33V3D January 9, 2012

Begging

This is what you call a guy or girl that is wanting to date someone, that would never give them the time of day.

Anna, Mark will never go out with you, so quit Begging.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.

Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."

by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010