beethovened

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.

I beethovened Heather so hard last night.

by hobeaux January 16, 2012

beehotch

Fags in prison who like to dress like chicks so they can be on the receiving end and like it.

As per Dr. Evil in "Goldmember":

"...and a couple of beehotches. Why not?"

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

beethoven

lovely, lovely, Ludwig Van.

I like ultraviolence. bitch.

by ske March 2, 2005

Beethoven

One of the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

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The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

^^^

This is tottally untrue. Beethoven died when he was 57, so he never was 70. The girl wasn't called Elise either. There was some dispute as to who she was, but there was no Elise. One theory is that 'Elise' is a slang word used to discribe pretty girls in Vienna. Another is that Beethoven actually wrote 'Therese' on the Manuscript and has very bad handwriting. There was never any Elise.

by Guilietta Guiciardi January 20, 2006

Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

Beethoven Lick

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.

Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.

by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010

Beefhouse

someone who is a beast, very strong, dominant.

Did you see that run? Brian Westbrook is a fucking beefhouse!

by Jawn92 January 3, 2008