beerilogical clock

The internal indicator that it's time for a drink at the end of a long day.

Dude, is it five o'clock yet? My beerilogical clock is ticking.

by hipphopapotamus November 3, 2009

beepilepsy

A mingling of 2 words: "beep" and "epilepsy". This is the convulsive action you will see especially in a group all wearing pagers when one pager goes off.

"Check this out. See Tom standing with Sue and Bob and Jim? I'm gonna beep Tom on his pager. Watch them all go into a fit of beepilepsy."

by Pork King January 10, 2006

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Beerble Thumper

Beerble Thumper (beer-buhl-thuhm-per)
Noun: (1) an overzealous advocate of craft beer fundamentalism; (2) an overly enthusiastic or aggressive exponent of craft beer.

Slang: beer douche.

Any conversation with these people quickly leads to them explaining every little detail about the beer they, you and anyone in sight is drinking and how they have forgotten more about beer than you will ever know.

The conversation is usually finished by them inferring that you should respect the beer and appreciate that you have been given the opportunity to drink it, or worse, collect it and stare at it.

Guy #1: Dude, thanks for saving me from that conversation.

Guy #2: No worries, it looked painful.

Guy #1: Yeah, that dude immediately jumped into how the beer i was holding was a limited release IPA that was brewed in the traditional style with non-traditional ingredients. He wanted to know if I could pick up the subtle notes of Pine Thistle on the transition.

Guy #2: Fucking Beerble Thumpers.

by ErikBoles December 26, 2011

The Beerie

The act of dragging 1 ball down the ass crack until it hits the ass hole...then inserting that one ball in the ass until climax

We were doing the beerie at night time the he ruined it by doing the oglesby..

by The Oglesby November 4, 2016

beermile

The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!

#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!

#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!

#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??

#2. Long ones!!!!:(

#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???

#2. damn rite!!:D

by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

beerbleugh

This is a name that is given to an individual that vomits incessantly after consuming a mild amount of alcohol (and sometimes semen). This person will vomit with little or no provocation - persons accompanying this individual should remain wary, they may end up with stomach cramps after laughing so hard at the softcokkedness of this individual.

Friend: Hey, leigh! Want a beer?
Leigh: (Immediate) BLLLLLLEEUUUGGGHHHH!!! (vomits)
Friend(s): Hahahahahahahaha! Check this.... he just beerbleugh (much laughter)
Other friend: Soft cokk!

by SpewyMcSpewspew August 30, 2008