Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Bejeweled

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.

Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!

by Word Doctor March 4, 2009

Bedeworthy

A term given to people who fail in spectacular ways. Generally used to define people who's lot in life is to be a snail and is becoming more prevolent in todays society. Can be shortened to "Worthy" or "BEDE!"

That person had a medieval themed wedding. "Really?, that's Bedeworthy"

Riding BMX's with Jousting Sticks is Bedeworthy.

by Alail December 9, 2010

BeeWow

To be amazed or shocked at a feat of skill.

Person A:"Does gnarly kickflip"
Person B: Man I am in beewow

by WizFish January 29, 2022

breewernt

Used to replace a verb that is inappropriate to say at the time of a conversation. Commonly used in place of the verbs fart and poop. An onomonopiea to a distinct fart noise.

I need to go lay a breewernt.
Did you just breewernt?
Stop breewernting!

by busterhax January 2, 2009

beefwalk

Similar to crop dusting, farting while walking, and letting whom or whatever is in its wake to experience the odor.

Man, it smells like someone has been beefwalking in here !

by rpln August 30, 2013

Bejewelling

The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.

Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!

by hector the bejeweller July 18, 2009