Benching

When someone gets on their hands and knees behind someone and another person pushes that person over the person on the floor

Oi fam, lets bench this ginger nonce. Benching is bare fun

by TescoClubCard June 24, 2018

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

Brechin

(Brechin Ontario) Brechin is a magical land populated completely by sex gods. Meer mortals cannot reside in brechin for they are unworthy. Only the most glorious of all beings may enter its pearly gates and drik from the magical fountain of youth known as lake simcoe.

"Oh how I wish I was magnificent enough to live in Brechin. Alas, I am far too plain!"

by Sleepy Ryan June 7, 2009

beachin' it

Seeking refuge or release by going to the beach; also synonymously used to decsribe that one is doing (or planning on doing) absolutely nothing: relaxing, zoning, etc.

Sorry, Louise. I wish I could come, but after the week I've had, I'm beachin' it that day. Have fun.

by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

Cum-belching gutter slut

A cheap whore or a skanky slut.

Your nothing but a cum-belching gutter slut.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Benching

The act of sitting on a subway bench in order to observe passing graffiti. Often to find influences.

I've been benching all day for a good piece.

by yfh asdf sadfj January 3, 2009