Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025

Put Heads To Bed

To knock someone unconcious

I was at a party and a fight broke out and I had to put heads to bed

by Cj Satan October 21, 2008

bedhead

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair

1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

bedhead beauty

A personal look and style that only happens when you first wake up in the morning until you decide to leave your home. Also, the lowest effort makeup and hair application when you are 'slumming' it for the day. The bedhead beauty's catch praise is 'I woke up like this.' Bedhead hair has seen the run way many times, but was not translated into a makeup routine until recently. Men perceive this style as 'natural' and 'no makeup,' women translate it as 'minimal makeup.'

Originally coined by Chaudie on her blog "Glided Leggings," when referring to Emma Watson and her makeup kit posted by MTV

Although my style tastes are different, I want that type of beauty when i wake up in the morning. That's right, Emma Watson is my standard for 'bedhead beauty.'

by Gilded Leggings May 12, 2014

Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

bedhead cunt

a person who consistantly wakes up with bedhead and refuses to do anything about it or denies having bedhead

bob; hey mary check out your bedhead, might wanna fix that gonna meet the parents today

mary; what do you mean my hair is fine

bob; but you look like a bedhead cunt ya usless bitch

by lytral 79 August 4, 2009

Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.

"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"

by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009