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swear bear

A nominally handsome gay man that identifies or belongs to the bear community who SWEARS he is hot shit. Swear bears usually enter gogo dance at bear parties, have 10k+ followers on instagram/tiktok (See bearlebrity) where they post frequent salacious semi-robed pictures of themselves.

Usually attends and travels to all the leather/bear events across their region similar to a circuit queen. Enters pageants like "Mr Arizona Leather".
Did Gilbert create a whole new TikTok dedicated to videos of him washing dishes??
Yes... she's a swear bear... she needs to be seen.
by El Joto del apartamento 512 March 24, 2021
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mini bear

A small rodent like creature located in and around the Philmont Scout Ranch area that will rip your backpack, clothes, and any other item it feels like to get at food. Known for their speed and superior thinking skills when it comes to tracking down food and other smellables. You can only temporarily frighten them away, they will be back and with more numbers!
"I left some crackers in my tent last night, it is ripped to pieces because of the mini bear!
by spiced cider August 26, 2011
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Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.
I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.
by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010
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pookie wookie elfie bear

An endearing term to give to your lover.
I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!
by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011
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rainbow bondage bear

A stuffed representation of the relationship of Larry Stylinson from One Direction
by Shadow Thing July 20, 2018
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Just grow a beard

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016
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sloppy bear

a gay man who has a muffin top and is very hairy (Bob's Burger reference)
I have a friend that will like you he's in to sloppy bears (Bob's Burgers)
by mustbedamoney January 26, 2014
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