Beazley

Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.

Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!

by (PenisJesus) August 1, 2011

Beagley

The State of wanting bread. Mostly used to refer to wanting a really good beagle.

Dude, I’m feeling really Beagley right now let’s go to the bakery.

by jim20600 March 31, 2009

that's a beasley

A phrase to be said after one has completed a particularly difficult endeavor or something great has happened

Just won the lottery. That's a beasley

by legendofthestigay March 7, 2014

beasley

Synonymous for shit.
Named after Governor Beasley of South Carolina.
Also used symbolically

noun - "I'll be right back. I gotta take a beasley."

suggestive "Governor beasley's calling, he's trying to send me a fax."
"Governor Beasley's on line 2!"

by DestroyingAngel February 5, 2009

Beazley

1. An amazing person who doesn't realize or won't accept that they are.

2. A sexy, kind, smart, and thoughtful person.

3. The perfect boyfriend.

4. The guy that any girl would be lucky to have.

"I'm so glad my boyfriend is a Beazley." ;)

by Amberlnn December 13, 2009

beazley

a fat fucker of a man who was born to become a great loser. just think of big kim ;)

that's a bit "beazley" dont you think?

by Zeke the fucking Freak September 10, 2003

Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008