Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

pooh-bearied

When one is taking a piss and a fart slips out but the fart is actually a shit.

John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself

ryan: is that like a blood covered piece of shit?

John Allan: nope thats when you go to take a piss, fart but actually shit yourself

by Jac-hole July 27, 2009

Beeriod

Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.

Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.

PW drank 8 pints of beeriod last night; he wasn't so much on the rag as on the carpet.

by Hoger the German February 26, 2010

beeriod

Guy's have beeriods, when they don't have beer. Sobriety. Get kinda cranky.

I think I'm on my beeriod, lets hit up the liqour store.

We need more beer, if chris has his beeriod, its kinda suck for everyone else.

by chris June 30, 2007

Beeriod

A "Beeriod" is what you call the period of time when you and the group of friends you are with are finishing drinks at the same time.

"I need another drink" says the man. "So do we" replies the group of friends. "We must be getting our beeriod" says the man.

by Eli N. January 4, 2009

Beeriod

A period of time when men drink beer.

Girl: I'm in a bad mood ... I'm on my period

Guy: too bad for you I'm happy I'm on my beeriod.

by Beeriod September 22, 2014

Beeriod

When you get very drunk the night before and you take a poop the next morning it's solid with lots of smelly liquid

Dude I just had a beeriod

by Johnboy1991 June 13, 2016