a beard

A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.

"Greg doesn't really like Susan, she's just a beard."

by WeezieB April 13, 2006

Beard

A woman who is being used to hide a man’s true affections for another woman or man.

“Max is so over Celeste, look at him with Jasmine. He’s really into her, isn’t he?”

“You haven’t been paying attention, he’s been watching Celeste all night. Jasmine is just his beard to make it look like he’s over her but it’s so obvious he’s trying to make her jealous.”

by Vasper November 26, 2020

Bearded

When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.

"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"

by rels1997 August 30, 2012

bearded

When someone tops a story that you just told.

Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.

by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011

Beard

He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”

And people argue that beards can’t talk!

“I just got beard-slapped by that beard attached to that guy over there.”

by Binnjiminn July 3, 2019

Bearding

The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.

Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?

Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?

Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.

by captcrackin September 29, 2011

The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009