Beandick

a minuscule, pre-pubesant penis usually on a full grown man/ a penis the size of a small bean

Jill: i really like Jon Farris he is so hot!!!
megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!

by diabetes lad May 22, 2010

Bean Dip

Bean dipping is when you scoop someone's chest area, usually on a man. It's a common game amongst children in middle school, but anyone can bean dip!

"I just bean dipped that kid over there!"

by Chum Snuggie August 29, 2014

The Juanita Special Bean Dip

While your tramp rides you like a mechanical bull, insert your thumb into her poop chute (be sure to get your thumb nice and gooey), then stick your brown thumb into her mouth, and slip it under her tongue so she can get the full robust taste of the Juanita "special" bean dip.

I gave her the special taste of "the Juanita Special Bean Dip" last night, She loved the full flavour.

by saladhaha July 27, 2010

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

by M1khale May 25, 2016

bean dip

n. 1. a swimming pool infested with Mexicans

Let's go to the bean dip for a swim.

by JosephD September 1, 2006

Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

by Philpro October 11, 2011

Louisiana Bean Dip

To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).

She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.

by Willster May 15, 2008