Group Bating

A session in which multiple male individuals partake in the activity of masturbation simultaneously, stimulated by the sight of one another.

Aaron, Zak, Nick and I just finished group bating. It was fantastic! masturbating

by Bate Team January 1, 2011

Baking a meatloaf

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

by Fidelcashflow88 September 23, 2019

I’m baking off

I’m chilling

I’m baking off real quick

by Max and Liam are gay September 13, 2020

Ricky Boxing

A slang term for masturbation which originated in the U.S. Navy.

"Where is the Captain?"
"Probably Ricky Boxing in his cabin."

by Nalimface July 7, 2006

first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.

Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.

by Talmanes June 2, 2007

Boxing

Boxing is often labeled as old-school in nature. The perseverance and mental fortitude required from a successful fighter is unique from other sports. When a boxer demonstrates courage and tenacity inside the ring, he is often labeled as a "throwback" to the golden days of boxing.

Boxing is an explosive, anaerobic sport. The act of throwing punches, round after round, while contending with an attacking opponent is a daunting task. It is perhaps the most physically demanding sport of all. The sport has been estimated as approximately 70-80% anaerobic and 20-30% aerobic. Anaerobic means to conduct an activity without oxygen. Anaerobic exercise, like boxing, stresses the muscles at a high intensity for short periods of time. As a boxer, one must punch, slip, and block with split second movements and reactions. A boxer must be prepared to fight with intensity, round after round. The body must be conditioned to throw the same explosive punches in the last round that you started with in round one.

by Dancing with Fire January 19, 2011

Nigger Boxing

The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down, keeping a lock on your target with your upper peripherals, and swing your arms and upper body in broad sweeping punches alternating sides.

The idea here is to minimize the number of random blows that hit your face, and maximize the number of blows you land on the opponents face. Usually Nigger Boxing is the result of one person realizing they are losing an argument. It is to be used in conjunction with pushing, if your opponent tries to close the gap, to keep your target at a good striking distance.

Some fools at the corner store started clowning, shit hit Nigger Boxing real quick.

by WickCityMLK October 18, 2008