Bapfucked

To literally be hit in the face with your own boobs (possibly while running).
Can be used to describe most situations

"I heard you drank a lot last night dude"
"Ah man I was so bapfucked, god knows what happened..."

"Yo homie check out that honey's swag over there..."
"Woah she's hot, I'd let her bapfuck me anyday"

"GERONIMOOOOO!"
"BAPFUCKKEEED!"

"Ah girl, the other day I wasn't wearing my sports bra...got totally bapfucked on the treadmill."

by The Co-Creator of Bapfucked March 2, 2012

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Bamfuckle

Adjective; The state of being confused, or surprised in such a manner that one is unable to speak anything but gibberish - from the gamer root word "Oh Shit!" and the larper root phase "Holy Fuck"

Saving so much money that you Bamfuckle the cashier.

Paul; Whoa I just bamfuckled the cashier.

Everyone else; Nice!

by The_Ovenman December 18, 2013

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Bafuckinana

The feeling after you powerhouse down 6 bananas in one sitting

I collapsed as the result of bafuckinana

by Bacatanana April 22, 2018

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Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

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