Shit Basted

To be basted in shit, typically that of their own creation, as a method of humiliation.

Guys, come watch Adil getting shit basted over here.

by Tim Allen 2.0 April 29, 2021

Basted

When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.

Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.

by A slice June 9, 2013

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009

you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

by nickv12 July 24, 2011

basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

Man i was getting a bj and i basted all over her face.

by moondisog November 30, 2010

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

Battledome

This interaction is designed for two guys, preferably gay. First, guy #1 gives guy #2 a blowjob, and then snowballs the semen into guy #2's anus. Next, guy #2 gives guy #1 a blowjob, snowballs it into guy #1's mouth, who then snowballs it again, into guy #2's anus. This is called a battledome because, in theory, the two sperm ejaculations could fight for dominance over guy #2's anus.

John: Hey there sexypants, the word on the street is that your sperm are a bunch of pussies.

Connor: Aw hell naw bitch, my sperm can beat the crap out of yours any day. Let's battledome right here. I'll hold it, get on your knees punk.

John: You're lucky I'm a raging homosexual.

by xWhorex May 18, 2007