When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
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