basketball

A very complicated sexual trick involving your left pinky and a random foot. It is considered almost dangerous to perform unless you have perfected it in practice.

The prostitute performed the basketball with her client.

by Dr. French February 23, 2009

basketball

A sport that sucks.its boring.everyone crys rivers.mostly black people play it because they are good they are good because theycan jump shoot and steal in perfect harmony.

basketball player: want to play basketball

me:no chance you cry wenever I try to stop a shot or touch your hands when i stop your shot.
basketball player no i dont you cry more

me:ok kevin garnett
everybody: lets play a cool sport like hockey,football,orbaseball,or evan soccer
me:yeah
basketball player9starts crying

by basketballsucks June 29, 2010

basketball

A sport where black people run, shoot and steal. Just as if they were still in the ghettoes of Atlanta "Da A-T-L". Also a "sport" that the boys play while the men are playing hockey. Requires no skill what-so-ever,and the players whine about only making 70 million dollars in a season. Commonly called a sport, but in reality is not.

Ex. 1 -
Tyrese: Let's play some bball man!
Robert: Hell no, I live by the law!

Ex. 2-
Tyrese: Let's go knock down a 7-11.
Robert: Nah man, I don't play basketball.

by D-Drizzle Money April 15, 2008

basketball

The most ghetto sport out there.

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.

by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009

basketball

*the act of fingering a girl in lesbien terms.
*sticking your fingers in a girls vagina.

Amanda: Dude I feel asleep playin basketball with Jenni.
Randi: Damn that bitch must have been borring as fuck yo.
Amanda: Yeah she deff. was i woke up and bounced outta that joint.

by ranner September 23, 2005

basketball

An American variation on the English girls' sport of netball. Netball is somewhat challenging as it places an emphasis upon throwing accuracy by forcing participants to stay on the spot in which they take possession of the ball. These rules were relaxed to allow the less-skilled-than-English-girls American players to run with the ball.

Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing netball!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it basketball - look, no gals and the rules are relaxed!
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.

by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009

Basketballing

A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.

Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night.

Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.

by KarstensMomIsStacy November 5, 2019