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You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
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weiner barns

Slang for a pair of women's breasts...
I can't wait to park my cock in between those weiner barns!
by D.E. Dobish April 11, 2008
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Barista

I'm just your local overworked Barista!
by Deter Dan April 9, 2017
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baepsae

It means to be called a try-harder by someone who was born with everything.

A baepsae ( Is a Korean bird which has very short legs ) attempts to be like the stork ( Which has very long legs ) ,but only ruins itself while trying to imitate something/someone better.
"Although you're a baepsae," said the teacher, "I genuinely think you can make it."
by Stap-it.xx June 26, 2017
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barnsfley

The act of becoming so confused with life that there is no return
Wow, He’s really hit Barnsfley. There’s no returning to normal again...
by Ziphly October 26, 2017
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barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
by KOAMex May 18, 2005
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Bardstown Shuffle

The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.
My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!
by Hugh_G_Rection March 7, 2009
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