Brold

A 40+ year-old man who sadly tries to be a hipsterbag and acts like a "bro."

I was grabbing a beer at a bar in Vail after a day of skiing. In walks this mid-to-late 40's guy wearing a New Era Burton hat turned 45 degrees, sideburns, a boarder jacket and skate shoes. He was acting like he was a 19 year-old "bro" and saying lots of things like, "S'up brah, check this, this chick roll up to me slopeside...." He was hitting on anything that pees sitting down and was simply too old for the young, hipster crowd. He kept asking "Hey, what band is this?" every time a new song started.

Really sad. He was a true Brold-dog.

by Tha Brah June 3, 2009

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barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005

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barondukie

The rolls of fat on a person's body; most commonly referred to women. Usually describing the roll just above the pant line.

Look at all that barondukie!

by Lucy Porter April 9, 2011

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Broldong

(Brawl)-(dong): When you and a friend get into an argument about whose dick is bigger and ends up in an all out slap battle of the fittest dong.

“Yo me and my bro got into a massive broldong the other day and now my dong is ripped”

by DkWw019 October 19, 2018

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BaronDavis'd

1. A menage-a-trois with 2 dudes and 1 chick.

2. High-fiving another dude, but then interlocking your fingers together, similar to the move used primarily in WWE wrestling to begin the match.

1. After having a couple drinks at the club, my boy and I couldnt decide who should get first dibs on the drunk whoore, so we just BaronDavis'd her.

2. At the Laker game, Kobe hit a crazy fade away and our section of the crowd went berserk. Problem is some dumbass homo straight BaronDavis'd me when we were all high-fiving!

by KennyPowers and Friends November 15, 2010

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