barnesh

a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh

Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH

by John Merrymen May 19, 2010

Hector Barbossa

He's a pirate, scallywag, and a captain. He can be evil and cruel on the outside but inside he's charming and a gentleman.

You better love Hector Barbossa or your a crazy!

by lovesbarbossa August 1, 2017

Bucky Barnes

Wife of Steve Rogers.

Steve: Bucky Barnes, I hecking love you!

by hvntypplhrdfclsnggddmndr November 6, 2020

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

by Nk Elite June 11, 2006

Barnseyed

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.

Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.

by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

Barnisquis

Urinating while completely naked

Look over there he is having a barnisquis right in front of a school!

by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022

noelle._.barnes

young women who accidentally married bucky barnes only to end up falling in love with him, and then marrying him again. has amazing taste in music (one direction & their solo albums), has great sayings (go jump in a hole, MUAH *chefs kiss, stoppp you’re making me blush, etc.), is beautiful, funny, creative, kind, smart, talented, a great flirt, & is a baddie. period.

Noelle._.barnes is quite frankly my favorite person.

by baddie ned June 9, 2021