Backhousing

Adjective. The continuous, inept and ultimately inconclusive courtship of two or more shy and dithering homosexual men.

“Crispin really fancies Percy, and would dearly love to bum him into the middle of next week, but the fey, dithering fucksy won’t ask him. The silly pansy’s been “Backhousing” about for ages!”

by Professor Fucksocks April 11, 2019

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006

birdhouse

A small house that feeds birds. Put one in your soul

Make a little birdhouse in your soul...

by Keegster April 24, 2003

bunkhouse

Bunked out females, particularly ones with bucked teeth, five o'clock shadows, and overall mannerisms that can only be described as utterly bunky and less than savory.

"Dude those two russian chicks are totally bunkhouse! Check out that mullet dude, shit is bunk as fuck!"

"Dude, you and your bunkhouse girlfriend stunk up the room last night something fierce. She could have at least taken a bath, shit man."

by Dr. Haus'd August 8, 2009

Birdhouse

1. To have an inside joke or share a secret with one or more people

2. To be in league with one or more people trying to accomplish a collective goal

John: Dude we should start a trend by getting everyone to start saying cuntbag.

Josh: Sweet! Great idea!
John: Hop in my birdhouse!

by MayorMcCheese118 December 14, 2012

Barkhausen Noise

The racket dogs make when someone rings the doorbell.

Maggie! Daisy! Halten Sie mit dem barkhausen noise auf arf!

by Heinrich Barkhausen July 19, 2011

Beijing bathhouse

The art of shitting in a towel, peeing on it, and placing on top of the hot rocks in a sauna.

Tom got us with the Beijing bathhouse again!

by Charlie and corey April 11, 2010