barista

Snobby fuck who makes coffee.

That damn barista started yelling at me for ordering my coffee 'to-go'.

by D-Ren July 28, 2008

soda barista

A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.

All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.

by Golden-Rod February 19, 2008

Baristatude

A Barista (coffee maker) expressing attitude. Typically found in 'third wave' coffee venues - Baristatude can mirror arrogance, intellectual elitism and various other cultural prejudices, ultimately expressed as less 'customer service' and more a side order of distain and contempt.

I asked the barista what an Aeropress was, and he scoffed and explained it to me like i was a 4 year old. God damn that guy has serious baristatude

by The Gentleman Observer December 26, 2014

Foamy Barista

Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.

Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.

by clagmodeous February 20, 2020

Flight Barista

Another term for flight attendant.

the flight barista came by with the cart with the food

by the_wandering_nomad February 4, 2021

Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Ratchanista Barista

Noun. A surly, pretentious, unattractive barista employed at a corporate coffee house who displays heaping amounts of hubris, judgment and attitude when it comes to your lack of knowledge about their sizes and specialty drinks.

"That Ratchanista Barista got all huffy when I didn't know what a Grande Caramel Machiatto was and she gave me an attitude."

by UltimateShade February 2, 2014