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I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
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