barbarian monkey

Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.

by Cory Staats June 2, 2014

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

Elite barbarian

using the elite barbarian in the game called "clash royal" will surely make your oponent kill themselves within seconds. If you want to cause massive brain damage to everyone you verse, this is the best way to do it.

Yo did u see me use elite barbarian? i came out gay!
did you just see those elite barbarian he just placed, surely this is the best moment to commit suicide.

by the monkey 9000 December 15, 2021

backdoor barbarian

A rampaging ass-raper; one who destroys all in his path to plunder some male bunghole.

Watch out, that dude's a backdoor barbarian. he's not one of those gentle, sneaky homos that lurk in alleys hoping to catch a glimpse of some guy's pecker while he's taking a leak. He's more the pro-active sort who'll stop at nothing to satisfy his cravings for man-ass.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009

barbarian ass sex

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.

Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.

by fatcat346 October 3, 2002

barbaritang

Similar to a hanging orangutang, native to south africa, only seen with a viking helmet and a battle axe. Prone to prey upon fat men eating overstufffed hotdogs in Seattle, they have since made the trek accross the Atlantic to retire they're ships in return for small, tourist rowboats.

The barbaritang swung with grace, while holding his shield high.

by Homer Phobe October 2, 2005

Barbarian Bloody Mary

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.

Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary

by austin holl. November 24, 2006