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barefootin'

1. changing the rules of the game after losing to turn things in your favor

2. spearheading tom delay-style mid-decade redistricting at the local level to punish partisan opponents with no regard whatsoever for the interests of constituents
Fan 1: "Did you see that walk-off Home Run in the bottom of the 9th?

Fan 2: "I did, but that barefootin' ref said the game ended in the 6th.

Highly Informed and Engaged Citizen 1: "Dodd-Frank wasn't perfect but it was a good first step."
Liz Warren: "Oh, please. You know those barefootin' Wall Street Execs and their allies in Congress will just water that shit down!"
by 787714673 March 6, 2015
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I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.
Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."
by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015
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Barento

Barento totally pwns you at everything.
by cheese95527 April 13, 2009
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barnoldswick

Rock 'n' Roll town in Lancs. Ccontains such legends as Tony "Tucker" Pollit, Brett "the hitman" Hartley, Matt Heald and Adam "the hooker" Wheeler.
I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.
by matty hasan May 15, 2007
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Barend

The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear
by Barend Spies December 9, 2008
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barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family
A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
by breeder jim April 18, 2015
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barefoot

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot
by z September 13, 2003
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