Banquet

One of Bloc Party's first hit songs that helped them become famous.

Whoa man did you listen to Banquet when you were blazed last night??? Hell yah dude it was freaking amazing

by Aliens October 31, 2007

Banquet Beer

The elixir of life. It's persistent and set in its ways. Word has it that it was first discovered in Golden Colorado in 1873 by a guy named Molson. It's been consumed by many, but only consumed properly by the Nukkas.

Nuk 1: Fuck I feel sick.

Nuk 2: Ay be cool nuk, just drink this Banquet Beer.

Nuk1: Thanks, I feel much better.

by Anonymous Nuk December 16, 2008

Banquet Hat

A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.

Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!

by Brain Anderson January 28, 2008

coors banquet beer

Fermented dumpster juice and vomit with an instant hangover.

Bud light is too fancy for me i want that gut rot dumpster juice coors banquet beer.

by drinks101 September 14, 2013

Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.

Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick

by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017

banquet

a partner who serves up moments of joy, laughter, and understanding, carefully crafting a menu of love and support; a person who is a a feast of companionship and adventure, delighting the senses of their beloved

I ain't a snack and I ain't no entree. I am banquet!

by Thelly July 2, 2023

proletarian banquet

When non-office urban workers celebrate the birthday of one of their own in a warehouse or machine shop by having a potluck during lunch hour.

We just had a proletarian banquet at our warehouse today.

by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2015