'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'
by #awkwardconvos February 27, 2014
A homosexual sex act between two men, where both partners spread their legs and rub genitalia together.
ie- Male Scissoring
ie- Male Scissoring
by Angi_Pants March 08, 2013
while in class...
ana, "look at the teacher crotch"
juju, "ughh thats nasty"
ana, "that looks like a banana split !"
juju "thats gross"
ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"
ana, "look at the teacher crotch"
juju, "ughh thats nasty"
ana, "that looks like a banana split !"
juju "thats gross"
ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"
by anabanana123 November 25, 2009
The Banana Splits--four zany animals-- were the hosts of this children's variety hour which first aired in 1968. The Banana Splits features cartoons, live action and no violence.
Did you see that episode of the Banana Splits last night?
Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.
Hell no, the Banana Splits have been off air since the '70s, idiot.
by Chris Dixon April 19, 2005
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 01, 2010
by littlemagwokd July 29, 2015
When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”
by The danster August 18, 2018