Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

The Spring Street Ballet

The Cheetah, Gentleman's Club

No Honey, we are going to a cultural event. The Spring street ballet, if you must know!

by Smitty Cakes March 21, 2009

pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

The Ballet Dancer

During sex,when man and a woman stand facing each other and the woman raises one of her legs up and wraps it around the guy's butt while pulling him into her with her leg.

Amber and I did The Ballet Dancer last night.

by Dimmu=TheNowegianBetrayingTM September 21, 2015

Bathroom Ballet

When two men stand back to back holding the other man’s dick Simultaneously peeing in the toilet while the other one aims for them. So one mans peeing in the toilet while the other holds and aims for them.

“So I was at the DG bathroom and some man offered to engage in a bathroom ballet. It was beautiful.

by Banana & Split April 7, 2022

she was a punk and she did ballet

hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.

Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!

by ferris is gay March 1, 2021

ballet

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Saturday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"
Guy: "Sunday?"
Girl: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by Anne & Friend June 20, 2004