big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004

Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.

"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"

"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."

by Zurit November 19, 2016

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004