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balloon knot

That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
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Leaky Balloon Knot

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.
X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.
by gimpfeet August 26, 2009
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balloon knot bandit

Guys who partake in anal sex. Typically fags but some straight guys do it to hoes too.
ever since i met frank i knew that he and his "best friend" dave were balloon knot bandits. I just don't see why a dude would want to fuck another dude in the ass.
by wpcustoms January 29, 2008
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Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.
You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!
by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023
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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018
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balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...
by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004
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swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.
Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007
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