barbarian mudslide

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.

Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.

by Peter Gill September 8, 2007

Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008

barbarian monkey

Someone who is annoying or not intelligent.

Wow, I can't believe he just said that!! He's a real barbarian monkey.

by Cory Staats June 2, 2014

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

blahbarian

A gossip, especially one focused on celebrity garbage. Term coined by English rapper Lady Sovreign for "Blah Blah Full."

Not to be confused with blahbrarian.

Kelli: OMG, did you hear about Brangelina? They totally just -
Jane: Shut up, no one else cares, you blahbarian.

by AnneShine December 20, 2007

Elite barbarian

using the elite barbarian in the game called "clash royal" will surely make your oponent kill themselves within seconds. If you want to cause massive brain damage to everyone you verse, this is the best way to do it.

Yo did u see me use elite barbarian? i came out gay!
did you just see those elite barbarian he just placed, surely this is the best moment to commit suicide.

by the monkey 9000 December 15, 2021

backdoor barbarian

A rampaging ass-raper; one who destroys all in his path to plunder some male bunghole.

Watch out, that dude's a backdoor barbarian. he's not one of those gentle, sneaky homos that lurk in alleys hoping to catch a glimpse of some guy's pecker while he's taking a leak. He's more the pro-active sort who'll stop at nothing to satisfy his cravings for man-ass.

by beastovjudgement May 28, 2009