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ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.
Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.
by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008
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Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.
"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."
by KMill22 January 19, 2009
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Batista

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.
"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION
by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003
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Banistan

Banistan is a slang parable introduced into speech by Russian mercenaries, which implies a veiled distant country (often the "third world"), where there is a war, armed conflict or other fighting.
It is used with a subtext when there is no possibility or need for disclosure a specific geographical location. The etymological meaning comes from the word banana (banana Republic) and the endings "stan", which are common to some countries and regions of the Middle East Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Dagestan, etc. A parallel is also drawn with a Kalashnikov magazine shape that resembles the shape of a banana - therefore, in Banistan on clips, and bananocplips.
Hey wagner, How much for a trip to Banistan?
by Fronta1499 April 24, 2022
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Batista

Batista is the former World Heavyweight champion. Injury caused him to vacate the title in January. Used to be terrible in the ring, but has improved somewhat. His mike skills need a bit of work, but some of his backstage promos (Involving Eddie Guerrero and more recently, Melina) were comedy gold. Former member of Evolution, and HHH's lackey, Batista beat Trips at Wrestlemania, in what can be considered one of the crappest matches on the card. Worked much better on Smackdown, but has always been plagued with injuries.The only thing I despise about him is that ridiculous 'Hulk Hogan' style 'Hulking up'thing he does, grasping the ropes and tearing them off the turnbuckles. I mean...why?
'This HORSE Batista!!'-J.R

'Yeah...I'm feeling good and ready to go! *hears a tear* Holy crap! My Quads torn again! And my back!--Batista
by JimmyJimm January 21, 2006
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Barista Kiss

The act of two Baristas rubbing their visors together in an affectionate way.
When we're finished making these Mochas come over here and give me a Barista Kiss!
by bototheho March 25, 2008
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rockstar barista

An espresso machine operator, who possesses not only exceptional skill in producing the finest quality espresso shots and drinks from the materials given (freshly ground coffee, water, espresso machine), but also possesses charisma, confidence and general aplomb with customers and co-workers in the espresso bar environment.

Compare with ninja barista.
That rockstar barista at Hines pulled me one of the best shots I've had in months, after giving me heaps of 'tude.
by Jimmy Oneschuk January 18, 2006
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