Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018
wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!
bald head island is great for rich white people
by kyle April 06, 2005
That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.
by Phinbarr January 13, 2009
"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"
by DesignerGuy December 03, 2005
Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.
Girl, have you seen Brandon?
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
by Messyqueen February 27, 2020
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