Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.
Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....
by Cheri cox February 10, 2018
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Get the bald headed baffoon mug.B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.
Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
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by DesignerGuy December 4, 2005
Get the bald headed hermit mug.Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.
Girl, have you seen Brandon?
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
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