BAXANDRIA

A situation where your social battery or your phone's battery is about to die but it isn't dead yet.

PETER: Why didn't you call back?
JOANA: Oh you know! Baxandria!

by Viha Mehta July 9, 2020

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

blandine

HOT awesome type of girl who's insane and loves to have fun

check out that blandine! stands out in the crowd

by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009

Blanda upp

Another word for interracial sex or race-mixing originating.

The Spaniards blanda upped with the natives.

by ErikSwede April 7, 2011

bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.

The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

Balanced Craftwars

A game where you will lose 30 years of your life to get 2 angelic orbs.

Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome

Balanced Craftwars

by A person who play videogames June 5, 2022