bailosaurus

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.

Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!

by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013

Detroit Bailout

A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.

Franklin: Yo, My gf was givin me roadhead, so I gave her the Detroit Bailout in return.

by Jizzle-D April 18, 2010

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010

bailopan

A Science-Fiction character whose tale goes from youth to death.

Pronunciation below is incorrect. It is bye-LOW-pahn.

by Dave "BAILOPAN" A. August 13, 2003

BaiLog

Thugs from asian ethnicity mostly known for drug abuse, dropping out of school, and destroying brown virgin girls.

Oh shit! bailog are here...we gotta be out. shit.

by Muzz420 March 25, 2009

Bailoo1

A mega pedo and mega virgin, who has been known to groom kids around the streets of St Bees. Many watch and stare when they see this neek, as he is known to foul on the floor when he feels sexually excited. He is often compared to Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein. He is currently banned from china for 13 counts of noncery and 5 counts of kidnap and torture via 1975 grocery store music. To be called Bailoo1 is the worlds biggest insult.

Boy 1: "who is that creep talking to your little sister?"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"

by Thekingofbritain August 26, 2022