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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
by emobear666 November 2, 2015
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ball bagged

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011
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boob bagged

When a woman's breasts (or quite possibly, a man's breasts) are dropped onto another person's face/forehead/mouth.

A woman's version of teabagging a man, although most men probably wouldn't object to this act.
My boyfriend was laying his head on my lap. I lowered my breasts onto his face, and said,"Ha! You just got boob bagged!"
by Sugaballs June 17, 2010
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bagglers

the fries at the bottom of the fast food bag when all the food is removed.

The holder of the bag thus gets the "Bagglers"
"Here, take your burger so i can have these bagglers."
by Eli Ouellette October 12, 2008
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Bigglety Boo

An 18th century word meaning a dark skinned moore
Toofer: A guy on the subway just called me a bigglety boo?
Tracy Morgan: I'm telling you old school racism is back.
by topcatswag April 23, 2010
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Bargle

Similar to the iconic breggle, bargle is another word that you can use in any circumstance. Best used for when you want to take a break from saying breggle.
Jose: my fish died yesterday :(
Krish: bargle that sucks
by mobsterlobster5 February 20, 2021
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finger-bangled

Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.
Damn son, you got finger-bangled!
by Q.C.Drums April 11, 2010
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