Backyard taco

The act of eating ones booty

I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight

by HeadTJB July 30, 2016

Backyard goof

Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.

Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.

by CarwynIestyn November 11, 2018

Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.

After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Backyard Wrestling

Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4

He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!

by TheChameleon August 28, 2003

Backyard BBQ

When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.

Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.

by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008

backyard betty

Down South Traylor Trash

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.

by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006

Backyard Nigger

When a total hoosier has the decency to keep his front yard well kept, BUT the backyard is a different story.

Your backyard looks like a nigger lives in your house. There is a trailer made out of a hacked up pop-up camper you were conceived in 30 years ago, your ex-roommate's metro-sexual VW Passat he left to you in lue of the past 24 months rent, and a BBQ pit collection only Sanford and Son could dream of.

Dood, your front yard is as nice as the fairways of St. Andrews! But the back yard; there are 4 fucking cars, only one of which run and have current license plates, and only two of the four have inflated tires. You my true friend, are a Backyard Nigger, thanks for thinking of your neighbors in your, despite your lack of self respect.

by Commander Poopy Pants May 31, 2011