Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Mexican backhoe

A shovel.

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"

by Yago October 8, 2003

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

reverse backhoe

While the guy is nailing the chick in the ass from behind the guy puts his legs on the outside of the chicks and trys to jump over her shoulders!!!!

i did cassadys finishing move last night....... O you mean the reverse backhoe?

by jcassady December 29, 2007

Mexican backhoe

Someone who moves earth manually by hand, shovel,bucket etc. They have no real backhoe's in mexico hence the term.

Look at that lazy fuckin mexican backhoe standing on that shovel. I should kick his ass and make him work..

by copper head September 28, 2006

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011

Canadian Backhoe

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father

I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe

by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008