babyshitter 

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

babyshitter by Puhercules May 8, 2010

babysitter TV

The TV that watches your child while your child watches it.

If the Stones wrote "Mother's Little Helper" today, the song would have been about the babysitter TV.

babysitter TV by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

built-in babysitter 

A older child or grandparent that is expected to babysit often

You have a 18 year old daughter that is expected to be a built-in babysitter and watch a younger sibling even though she already has plans

built-in babysitter by ldjfreeze December 30, 2013

Babypitter 

A Pit Bull that watches your children & keeps them safe.

Yes, my Pit Bull is a great Babypitter when I'm occupied around the house.

Babypitter by Handi_Man November 27, 2012

babysitters club 

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

babysitters club by Spngr98 April 22, 2011

Boston babysitter 

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

Boston babysitter by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009

Babysitter 

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

Babysitter by J4son June 25, 2008