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Baby Birding 

When a woman transfers the result of oral sex into the man's mouth. It looks like a mother bird feeding her young.
Baby Birding has been tried but rarely executed correctly. Many partners are not amenable to the process.
Baby Birding by AVAV November 9, 2012

baby bird feeding time

The position where a person is kneeling in front of a standing man while giving head, and withdraws away from the penis with their mouth open and tongue out waiting for the ejaculation..
Man! Your girlfriend looked so cute in the baby bird feeding time last night!
baby bird feeding time by Dougtwin September 20, 2017

Baby Binoculars

Last night he gave me a new set of baby binoculars.
Baby Binoculars by Jorbee December 6, 2019

cry baby bitch 

That one bitch who's sensitive af and cries for the most unreasonable things ALL THE TIME
Been together for two weeks..
Boy: it's over.
Cry baby bitch: runs away, and cries in the bathroom for 3 hours

chocolate baby birthday bukkake

A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.
Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!

The Baby bird 

After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"
-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses
The Baby bird by KiLLplay December 6, 2006