Black Friday 

The name for the day after Thanksgiving. It is named this way because it is supposed to be the day where companies move from deficits to profits for the year, i.e. in a checkbook, going from the red to the black.

Store Executive: We'll have a ton of Black Friday sales to help our company make up for lackluster sales these past 11 months.

Black Friday by Amolo December 3, 2005

black friday 

A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.

black friday by mandingoe December 3, 2005

black friday 

should be renamed "black eye friday" due to the fact that thousands of americans forget the spirit of the holiday season by trampling ppl and giving black eyes while buyin stupid gifts that you didnt even mean to buy from stores who purposely hold sales the same day as everybody else.

yet another example of how greedy americans are.

a word of advice: there is this wonderous object called a "computer" and an even more wonderful thing called "the internet". you can do all of your holiday shopping online and the best thing is is that if you order over 100$, shippings free! follow these tips and you will save yourself a pint of blood on each black friday.

black friday by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 28, 2005

Black Friday 

The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.

A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday?

B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls!

A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR!

Black Friday by JayDrizzle November 19, 2010

Black Friday 

A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.

I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.

Black Friday by innocent_american November 29, 2010

black friday 

The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!

black friday by Joshua Conley December 28, 2005

Black Friday 

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

Black Friday by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014